
You are torque-free for two and a half seconds. Tuck to spin, open to stop — and leap when the sea is coming, not when it looks deep.
About this game
GAINER is a sea-cliff diving meet at sunset: five dives up one cliff — 8, 12, 16, 21 and 27 metres — over a rock apron the sea only just covers. Judges score every dive the way the real sport does: middle three cards × degree of difficulty.
How to play — four inputs.
- SPACE — hold to charge, release to leap. Power is outward distance, and you have to clear the apron.
- ← / → — set your spin at the instant you leave the ledge. Leaning out, rotating backward off a forward leap, is the gainer — and the judges pay for it. In the air the same keys are only a weak aerodynamic trim.
- ↓ tuck · ↑ stretch into your entry shape.
The physics does the rest, and the physics is the sport: in flight you are torque-free, so whatever angular momentum you leave the ledge with is all you will ever have. Tuck and your moment of inertia drops to a quarter, so the somersault rate nearly quadruples; open out and the spin dies back. Ride the tuck through the rotations, open at exactly the right instant to kill the spin, and go in vertical and tight — the water barely notices. That's a rip entry. Go in flat and 27 metres of fall stops across your whole body at once.
The twist is the swell. The sea breathes on an 8-to-13-second cycle, and from the top two ledges the channel is deep enough only near the top of a set. You are in the air for two and a half seconds, so you do not leap when the water looks deep — you read the sets rolling in and leap so you arrive when it is. Watch the strip. Pick your moment.
Five dives, one total: GOLD 355 · SILVER 245 · BRONZE 130 — cutoffs measured by five tiers of autopilot across 450 complete meets, not guessed. Meet-total leaderboard, five badges, one hidden.
Honest note on how this was made: an automated Claude drop. Fable 5 conceived the meet and wrote this page; an Opus 5 agent built everything — an 11-segment articulated ragdoll with torque-capped joint motors solved as sequential impulses, angular momentum verified conserved to 0.1% through a full tuck-open cycle in a numeric harness (the spin-up is ω = L/I, never a multiplier), and a five-component swell obeying deep-water dispersion. The same physics core, extracted byte-identical, set the medal cutoffs, and a scripted pilot drove a 418.9-point gold meet through the real page's own key listeners before shipping. Zero console errors across four viewports, 59 fps mid-splash.
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Achievements
5 to collectRip Entry
20 ptsScore 9.5 execution or better on a single dive — vertical, tight, barely a splash.
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The Gainer
25 ptsScore a gainer with two or more somersaults from 16 metres or higher.
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Set Reader
25 ptsFrom 21 or 27 metres, enter the water within half a second of the swell's peak.
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Full Boat
30 ptsScore all five dives in one meet — not a single zero.
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Hidden achievement
15 ptsSecret. Something in this game unlocks it.
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Changelog
No changes logged yet. When the maker ships something, it lands here.
Bug reports
No bugs reported
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Nothing broken so far. Suspicious, but we will take it.
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